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" Yooooooooooou've reached Handsome Jack's voicemail!
If you're interested in assisting in my campaign to waste every bandit, scumbag, mouthbreather, loser, uggo, fatty, and douchecanoe in this craphole of a universe, please stay on the line. If I've got nothing better to do, I'll totally get back to ya ASAP.
If previous labels actually apply to you, ahaha, please hang up and promptly kill yourself!
KAY. Ciao! "
BEEP.
